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    Default A Jock joke

    Rabbie burns coming hame fae the pub, sees 2 folk at it!
    he stops to watch. the police arrive and say rabbie has to go to court and testify against them.
    the judge calls him to ask what he had seen.

    "i saw 2 folk shagging! "
    you cant use that language in court says the judge!

    ok

    I wiz comin back fae brigadoon
    when i saw twa people lying doon
    her skirt wis high
    his erse wis bare
    his tadger wis in amongst her hair
    his baws wur swining to and fro
    if thats no shaggin then a dont know!!Hi

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    Default Re: A Jock joke

    A lass from Oz asked the piper at the lookout above Loch Tay.

    "Skewse mee, is anything worn under yer Kilt?"
    "Nay larssie, Nuth'n's warrn underr mah kilt!
    Evrything is in puffect Warrk'n Orrdah."

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    Our Ship was our Home
    Our Shipmates our Family

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    Default Re: A Jock joke

    An American tourist on a date with a Scotsman, says is it true you Guys wear nothing under your kilt, "See for yourself lassie" smiles Jock.
    Gingerly she put her hand under his kilt, suddenly she shrieked "Oh it's Gruesome" Aye lassie, Jock laughed and if ye do that again, it will
    "Grew some more"














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    Default Re: A Jock joke

    Not a joke but true ,when I was working on the rigs scaffolding, I decided to start up my own company ,so on my two weeks off I purchased an old transit for not a lot ,I was renting a pig sty near Dartford for 5 a week I had a mate who as on the dole helping me and he saw the farmer had piglets he asked the farmer to buy one ,the farmer said no but I will sell you half a pig for 18 pounds. My mate bought the 1/2 pig chopped up and sold it in the local pub for 28. When I re-joined the Rig (Beatrice B) we were having dinner and I told this story at the table , my mate bought half a pig for 18 and sold it for 28, and a Glaswegian scaffolder as quick as you like said .That's F--k all that ,I bought a whole pig for 7d & 6p and I'm still married to the B--t--d.

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