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    Default AH how romantic !!!

    I was asked by a family friend, " You still call your wife, darling, love, honey, after 50 years of marriage, how romantic, what is the secret ".

    I had to tell him the truth, " I forgot her name 5 years ago and I am too scared to ask her "
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    Five Aussie surgeons from big cities are discussing what type of person makes the best patient to operate on.

    The first surgeon, from Brisbane, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second, from Perth, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is co lour coded."

    The third surgeon, from Adelaide , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best! Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth surgeon, from Sydney chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

    But the fifth surgeon, from Melbourne , shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine... Plus, the head and the **** are interchangeable.’
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    Mate of mine had major surgery last week in fact it went way OTT, He came back from surgery a head on a pillow everything gone, He has had an ATOS assessment in hospital starts work as soon as he is discharged { Blowing balloons up }
    {terry scouse}

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    A kiwi is hoping to emigrate to Australia and arrives in Sydney Airport on a sunny Wednesday full of optimism for the future, Still, things don't go quite as planned. "What is your business in Australia?" the customs officer asks him politely. "I wish to emigrate." The Kiwi replies. "Do you have a criminal record?"
    the officer inquires. Stunned, the crestfallen Kiwi replies, "Gees Bro, I didn't think you still needed one."
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    Old seaside postcard.

    Medi evil?

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    AH how romantic !!!
    "Our veterans did not forget about us .... Let's not forget about them." From Michael Levesque

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    Girl says to her boyfriend " did you drink that bottle of water that was in the frig?" "Yeah says the boy why?"
    " Oops that bottle had my oestrogen supplements in it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victoria Moss View Post
    Girl says to her boyfriend " did you drink that bottle of water that was in the frig?" "Yeah says the boy why?"
    " Oops that bottle had my oestrogen supplements in it."

    Made a bit of a 'booby' there one could say!!!
    Happy daze John in Oz.

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