Drs Visit

[Ivan Cloherty]

eeh Tony lad, sounds you were the inspiration of that song ' dem bones,dem bones, dem dry bones'

[Des Jenkins]

I am not saying anymore I don't want to upset my apple cart, I had the SES around last night to see if I could get them to lift my Gutter back on the roof, they have called up a plumber who I am waiting for, I touch wood haven't any broken bones but the house has LoL.
Des

[j.sabourn]

#8 Des when I was drinking 4 pints a day of the amber liquid I had no bother .Today if drank 4 pints a day of water would never be out of the toilet with glass in one hand and a sausage in the other and people would think I was on a diet . JS

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#8 Des when I was drinking 4 pints a day of the amber liquid I had no bother .Today if drank 4 pints a day of water would never be out of the toilet with glass in one hand and a sausage in the other and people would think I was on a diet . JS…

[happy daze john in oz]

Drink plenty of fluid we are told.
Five cups of good instant coffee a day, that is about two liters.
Then I drink water, about one point five per day.
Then a beer, about 350 mils per day.
Then a glass of wine, about 170 mils.
The go to the loo about three times during the night.

[j.sabourn]

You only have to go back 50 years when up for first aid certificates and the advice for treating someone for stress , exactly opposite what it is today, Then keep the victim warm ,give him a cigarette if he smokes, and a glass of whatever spirits you have at hand , today just the opposite , I wonder what mastermind spoiled the small bit of happiness. Today I went for what I thought was a brain scan I had to undress and answer a lot of question e.g. did I have any metal inserts in my body , did I have any tattoos ? Etc.etc.when I asked I was to have a brain scan I was informed when in the chamber it would have to be a quick one as inside the chamber was a mass of magnetism and too much time scanning the brain was a no no, and had to do a general one of the whole body which I’m not complaining about. However when they mentioned magnetism I had to stop myself from asking them could I sue the shipowner if any damage was found as quiet often I had my head stuck inside the magnetic compass ?.,there was no special helmet suppled like there was today.Cheers JS