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    Default My cyster

    It was way back in 1999 when doing a body search as you should I discovered on my left Testicle a small lump.

    Sent for a scan and the technician doing the scan told me,
    ' just a small cyst, size of a pin head no worries mate will do no harm'

    Fast forward to 2020 and that pin head is now the size of a Walnut.

    GP turns out the lights in his office and shines an Ultra Violet light on it.

    'Just a cyst, no worries mate will do no harm'

    Summer 2022 and we get a protracted spell of hot weather, that Walnut now feels like a cricket ball in ma undies.

    Back to the GP who says another scan is required, by now I have a small list to Port.

    The technicians apprentice gets me prepared, I lie on the bed naked from the waist down.

    In she comes, can you pleaser lift that out of the way was all she said.
    That young lady is Percy, Percy P15ss pot if you don't mind.

    She spends ten minutes running the wand over my scrotum, then tells me to lie on my stomach.
    Has my luck changed, no she then scans my Kidneys.

    All done, Docs will look at it and send report to your GP..

    See my GP, well he tells me, it is just fluid and no worries mate, not dangerous.
    He then tells me, we could drain it and put you back on an even keel, but if doing so and we find it is attached to the testicle we may have to remove it.
    Then I replied I will list to Starboard, still out of balance.

    Yes said the GP, no need to remove but if we did you may become an Honoury Russian,
    You will be known as Iva, Iva Knackeroff.

    So it has been decided the cyst will stay.
    If we get more hot weather I will have to live with a Cricket ball in ma undies and just one stump.
    Happy daze John in Oz.

    Life is too short to blend in.

    John Strange R737787
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    Default Re: My cyster

    John mate I sympathize with you, but one piece of advise. Don't go to the Shane Warne Memorial in the Melbourne cricket Ground, one of the Australian fast bowlers may get his hands on it, imagine.
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    I will trust in you good advice des.
    Happy daze John in Oz.

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    John Strange R737787
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