Yes,I know there is only one 't' at the end of tw* t,and no asterisk! just as there is only one cu*t in Scunthorpe),I was only quoting what that dunderhead on FB said to me !;)
Mind you I rarely used that word,tw*t since the time when as a 10 year old my little brother Peter (God Bless him,RIP ) was being particularly annoying ,something as silly as causing me to sit down on a particularly sharp corner- piece of Lego,and I called him a" stupid bratty-tw*tty" (I was well into my rhyming words at that time). Of course he went srtraight to tell our mother who gave me such a slap -she was a hit first,ask questions later type-in those heady days where you could physically assault kids -that my ears were ringing for ages. I don't I even knew what that 't' word meant.
It was a few years later that I knew the many different meanings of that word,meeting many of one particular meaning who were obnoxious shipmates,not all of them from Scunthorpe,but deserved to be ......