Nine subjects to ponder on.

[John Albert Evans]

Number 9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8. Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7. Good health is the slowest possibal way to die.

Number 6. Men have two emotions : hungry and horny and they cann't tell them apart so: when you see that gleam in his eye make him a sandwich.

Number 5. Give a person a fish and you can feed him for a day. Teach him to use the internet and you wont see him for a day or a week or a year maybe.

Number 4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid lying in bed all day dying of nothing.

Number 3. All of us could take a lesson from the weather it pays no attention to critisism.

Number 2. In the 60's people took acid to make the world wierd. Now the world is weird and we take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1. Life is like a jar of Jalopeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

And as somebody said to me recently. "Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long".

[gray_marian]

Thank you John