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11th July 2013, 02:28 PM
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A 'touchy' subject
What does the doctor expect to find, or not to find, when they grab hold of my meat and 2 veg, more specifically my 2 veg, and ask me to cough. Although I've had to do this on numerous occasions, and now I'm wondering why.
Now, the other day I visited the doctor, and found that it wasn't my usual doc. but a gorgeous, young, locum.
She grasped my 2 veg and requested me to cough.
And again.
And again
With this young chick in front of me, I could look right down the front of her 't' shirt---
and I'm ashamed, (or pleased) to reveal that I had a HXXX on
I don't know who was the most embarassed-me, or her.
But I still don't know what this procedure is for!
Colin---this isn't my real name!!
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11th July 2013, 02:33 PM
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sounds like the female doctor I saw once.She grabbed said meat and two veg and and asked me to say"99".
always compliant with the wishes of professional I started 1.2.3 4.She was not amused
john sutton
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11th July 2013, 04:07 PM
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I think it is hernia they be a looking for. Must say a women doing it can be bit taking aback but wait till one wishes to do the prostrate finger hmm!
Last edited by leratty; 11th July 2013 at 04:08 PM.
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11th July 2013, 04:26 PM
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"Meat and 2 veg", better known as "Big Ed and the Twins".
Duke Drennan R809731
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11th July 2013, 04:39 PM
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Cocky Pook
You should have said, to the Nurse, you are making it hard for both of us,like a Bobby's Helmet.Ken.You I mean.Now Big Head.
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11th July 2013, 04:55 PM
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Nurse's Do A Great Job
Only Joking about the last email,Doctor's,Nurser's and all the Medical Staff,do a great work for all of us,we would not be here only for them.Sorry.Ken.
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11th July 2013, 06:59 PM
#7
Lucky old you Colin. With me it was always some grouchy male doctor at the Pool.
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11th July 2013, 09:24 PM
#8
colin two months ago i had to go for an ultra sound on mine two nurses{young} good job the jelly is cold they found 7 cysts so if anyone one said john pruden had some boll.cks you can say yes 9 of them?jp
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11th July 2013, 10:28 PM
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In some cases it can be like a sex change. When a hernia becomes a himnia!
Richard
Our Ship was our Home
Our Shipmates our Family
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12th July 2013, 06:05 AM
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I had to make two trips to see a physio after my Prostate op. A very nice Indian lady who had obviously been around the traps. Incontinence is one of the side effects, though only for a short time, after this op. You are required to do certain 'pelvic floor' exercises to correct this. One of her rolls was to instruct me in how to do them. I had to arrive with a full bladder and she then took off my pants and underwear and proceeded to scan my bladder area whhilst I looked at it on the monitor.
There I was stakers from the waist down and she is telling me your scrotum and penis must move up and down in time with the exercises. I had to spend about 15 minutes like this to get it right, then back again a few weeks alter for another bash at it. I am not thankfully fully continent again.
Happy daze John in Oz.
Life is too short to blend in.
John Strange R737787
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