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    Default Home thoughts from idiots

    Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
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    > This one I caught in the SGV Tribune and called the Editorial Room. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
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    > I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.
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    > Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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    > Really? Ya think?
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    > Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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    > Now that's taking things a bit far!
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    > Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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    > What a guy!
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    > Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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    > No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! They must be UNION !
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    > Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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    > See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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    > War Dims Hope for Peace
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    > I can see where it might have that effect!
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    > If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
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    > You don't say!
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    > Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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    > Who would have thought!
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    > Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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    > They may be on to something!
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    > Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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    > You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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    > Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
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    > He probably IS the battery charge!
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    > New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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    > Weren't they fat enough?!
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    > Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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    > That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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    > Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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    > Do they taste like chicken?
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    > Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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    > Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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    > Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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    > Boy, are they tall!
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    > And the winner is....
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    > Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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    > Did I read that right?
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    > Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).
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    Default Re: Home thoughts from idiots

    There’s many a true word spoken in jest . JS
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    Default Re: Home thoughts from idiots

    Another oddity, guess I missed something ? K.
    "Our veterans did not forget about us .... Let's not forget about them." From Michael Levesque

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