Food

[Tony Taylor]

Ah well! it solves the age old mystery of which came first. We're next!!

I wonder which group of numpties will come crawling out of the dark corners to complain about it

[Des Taff Jenkins]

And there's me thinking that Donald invented everything. And he's come up with a duck.
Des

[happy daze john in oz]

Then there was another one named Dunlop, got all pumped up when he invented the tyre.

[j.sabourn]

They reckon human flesh tastes like pork. Not that I’ve tried , but anyone who eats me will get plenty of crackling .
And probably a dose of the runs . JS

[Ivan Cloherty]

They reckon human flesh tastes like pork.
JS

Thought it was fish!!

[j.sabourn]

Your thinking again of the mermaids Ivan. As one gets older one starts to think how does one treat a mermaid , without going into the realms of fantasy and obscenity. Cheers JS

[Tony Taylor]

Thought it was fish!!

I have had pork that tasted of fish. I wonder what it was exactly?

[j.sabourn]

A porkpoise ? JS

[John T Morgan]

On Ilkly moor without a hat
This song was written many years ago and is known as the unofficial Yorkshire anthem. Even then they realized that all creatures live of each other. I understood that when I became a vegetarian. I lasted for about one week when I looked through the window of a Burger joint and became my old carnivorous self.
Hope you can handle the Yorky accent !!

Lyrics in Yorkshire dialect
Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee?
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane
Tha's bahn' to catch thy deeath o' cowd
Then us'll ha' to bury thee
Then t'worms'll come an' eyt thee oop
Then t'ducks'll come an' eyt up t'worms
Then us'll go an' eyt up t'ducks
Then us'll all ha' etten thee
That's wheear we get us ooan back

[Keith at Tregenna]

Always liked: Cushie Butterfield

Sting - Cushie Butterfield (1999)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrXp6gn2gzc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIUVTWIhFc8


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