No Toilet Rolls, Get yours free ?

[j.sabourn]

I knew that woman had a bigmouth Brian should have stuck a toilet roll in it . Cheers JS

[Keith at Tregenna]

Trying to figure out “How wash your hands” – translates to – “Buy loads of toilet paper”.

?

K.

[Denis O'Shea]

Keith, hope it was'n't the one I had a burst on the banjo in Lisbon. Rgds Den

[Tony Taylor]

My first meeting with a bidet was many moons ago in Buenos Aires of all places. I had spent part of the night in a motel for not unusual reasons. On going into a the bathroom I stood over what I thought was a toilet bowl and turning the valve which I thought was the flush got immediately squirted in the eye by a jet of water. Shows my lack of knowledge of the finer things in life. Pleased no one saw this occurrence. JS

I first saw one in 1963 while on a school trip to Paris.
Four of us in one room, the teacher told us it was to wash our feet after tramping round all day

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Best yet, someone ripped the locks off on a school toilet block and stole all the toilet paper, must have been bloody desperate.
Des

[Keith at Tregenna]

Toilet rolls as prizes amid coronavirus panic buying in England.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAo6QR5lrfM

[happy daze john in oz]

Des, it has been reported that most of the public toilets have been raided in such a manner here in Melbourne.

Wollies announced today they are adding an additional 4 hours of cleaning per day to all stores.
It has been said that many are now going up country to small towns in an attempt top get some, desperate times mate.

But the Japanese have got it sorted with their dunnys, full blow jobs, wash, brush up and dry, have got them in a few Melbourne hotels and in the casino.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia0bfWbOLjY try this one for a laugh

[Frederick Lacey]

After this is all over have decided to start my own business selling second hand toilet paper.
50% off as the sheets are only soiled on one side!!!!!

[Keith at Tregenna]

Since everyone has started washing their
hands, the peanuts at the pub seem to
have lost their taste.

K.

[j.sabourn]

I am sure ever since this virus has reared its ugly head that world governments and many departments have investigated where and how this virus was started. Also the defence departments have also gone into the possibility’s of this being a terrorist attack against humanity as a whole. In one fell swoop more destruction has occurred than any other attacks of the past. It is only a matter of time that such unlikely stories will be available to an already panicked general public. Every time you switch the tellie on , it is about this virus. And it will have the public’s attention for months to come. When it appears to have run its course and people accept it for what it is, again it will be revitalised by an ever clamouring media. Saying that I am now going out to buy toilet rolls as down to my last 50. Cheers JWS.
PS Maybe we can then go back to somethiing sensible like climate change ??? !!!