Is not Richard a longer form of D*CK or is this just irony, I would be more concerned with a spotted John Thomas on my plate and custard would be a neccesity, no cream. i wonder as to this report , if from Wales: who translated it - May'be it was some form of bleak pud or an entry from a menu via Llandewi Breffi.
Must know a little of LITTLE BRITAIN to understand.
EG: From the hit British comedy, Committed 'homosexualist' Daffyd lives in the Welsh town of Llanddewi Brefi. Proud to be gay, Daffyd flaunts his sexuality in a variety of rubber outfits, to the villagers' complete indifference. He refuses to accept he's not the only 'gayer' in the village, and is outraged when fellow gays trespass on his patch.
Myfanwy: So, how did the audition go?
Daffyd: It was a complete waste of time, the director said he couldn't see me as Hamlet. I'm sorry Myfanwy, but the Llandewi Breffi Amateur Dramatics Society is completely homophobist.
Myfanwy: Oh well, what audition speech did you do?
Daffyd: It's Raining Men by the Weather Girls.
We live in a modern world, (If your not happy, please feel free to leave) humour is one of the last pleasures that we are allowed, not certain for how long, surely this will also go up in smoke. Oxygen Tax - to be announced.
We all tell the same jokes: just change the title from an Irishman to Englishman etc. You gotta laugh or give in now.
K.