Allowed one bite

On my car radio in near Dunkeld -
A man walked into a pet shop, "ye got ony doggies going cheap?"
"Nae, they all gae woof."

Seems this Thread would be better of in the Jokes page! LOL:)

A man go's into a pub he says to this guy my dogs a blacksmith you know,the guy says I don't believe you.The man says don't you well watch this,he gave the dog a kick up the **** and it made a bolt for the door.
Regards.
Jim.B.

Allowed one bite....as per title...Reminds me of the saying " You only get one bite at the Cherry", should have added to this unless you are a dog. JS

Man with his wife and four kids at the bus stop. Man in front has a walking stick painted white, must be blind thinks the man. But he keeps tapping the stick on the floor annoying the husband. The bus comes along but only five can get on. The husband tells the wife he will get the next one. The bus goes and the blind man keeps tapping with his stick.

'Mate if you put rubber thing on the end of that stick it would not annoy me'

'If you had put a rubber thing on the end of yours we would all have got on the bus'.

A young brave asks his mother how he came by his name.
His mother says," when my time has come I leave the tepee to lay in the grasslands, I name my child by the first thing I see when I open my eyes. That is why your sister is named Red Dawn and your brother Far Black Mountain. But tell me Two Dogs Having A Shag why do you ask ".