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[gray_marian]

Captain Kong, This new avatar of yours is distracting me...cannot take your more serious points as I should.
Wish the others on here would add their photographs also, it would be nice to see who we converse with.

[Captain Kong]

Hi Marian, I have been distracting young ladies all my life. slowing down a lot now.
That young lady must be the daughter of one of the ladies I used to know in the 50s on the Calle Vienti Cinco de Mayo , in the Marina Bar.
I was in La Boca, in Buenos Aires in 2009 when she lept upon me. Anne did a runner and left me.
her mate was worse, she got a grip of me and very difficult to get away.

Cheers
Brian
here she is..........

[Ivan Cloherty]

And the first words she said was 'Daddy'

[Neville Roberts]

looks like lady boys to me

[Captain Kong]

All women Neville, All women. A bit Rough but Guaranteed all women..
Cheers
Brian

[gray_marian]

#2, My Dear Captain, I suppose that's what you call a bit of "rough and tumble"

[happy daze john in oz]

Captain Kong, This new avatar of yours is distracting me...cannot take your more serious points as I should.
Wish the others on here would add their photographs also, it would be nice to see who we converse with.

Marian, this is now as close as he can get, between the lovely Anne and brewers droop it is all that is left.

[Jim Brady]

Talking of lady boys in BA what was the barmans/maid name in BA or was it his own club.I'm not sure if it was Cleo or something like that,he/she had a right pair of boobs did'nt wear a bra and was always lifting his/her sweater and giving the boys a flash.We had never heard of sex change operations then but I remember this person said he was saving up to go to Switzerland to have the sex change operation.
Regards.
jim.B.

[Captain Kong]

Hi Jim
is this the famous Cleo??
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.I was in the Texas bar and met a beautiful bar maid, Cleopatra. She only had eyes for me and really made a fuss of me. I danced a tango with her. Our bodies were entwined, I could smell the perfume in her hair, and the electricity between us was magic. She finished her shift at 12 midnight.
I thought I had cracked it, all night with a beautiful young lady. We walked hand in hand along the Avenida, across the Plaza towards the Pink Palace and then down the side street on the right side of the Palace, then up some steps into a building of apartmentos.
In her apartment she poured me a drink of Anis and put her record player on, we danced slowly and held each other in our arms and gently kissed as we swayed to the music. It was a very sad love song of a young Gaucho and his Senorita, they were sat on the Pampas singing to each other and when she hit the high notes the cattle stampeded and they were trampled to death under a thousand Bovine hooves.
She then invited me to her boudoir, I was in faster than Flynn. We divested ourselves of our clothes to the strains of a Tango. I was down to my boxers and socks when she slid her panties down, Shock Horror, she had a bigger wedding tackle than I had.
I was out of there quicker than I went in, down the steps, up the street out by the Pink Palace and across the Plaza. The Vigilantes Guarding the Palace were shouting, “Halta, mucho loco Inglezi Marinero” I carried on running, just in my boxers and socks. They gave chase but couldn’t catch me, they were weighed down with their uniforms and guns and sabres. I ran through La Boca, along the railway tracks to No. 4 Berth through the side of the sheds and up the gangway and down aft to the mess room.Where I collapsed on the bench. Gasping for breath.
I had to have a gargle with a bottle of Domestos.
“What`s the matter with you Lah?” said Charlie. I told them what had happened and I that I had left all my gear behind with my sub in my pockets at Cleopatras` apartmento. You would have been OK with `her` said Charlie, I was with `her` last trip. I guess there is no accounting for taste.
Cheers
Brian

[John Gill]

#2, My Dear Captain, I suppose that's what you call a bit of "rough and tumble"

Lately MM, it's more rough than tumble.