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[John Arton]

Brian, just maybe if you had stayed awake it might not have happened!!

I know I fell asleep on one and she was not happy, but boy was she grumpy.

John in OZ
So if your Dozy, what happened to the other 5 LOL
rgds
JA

[happy daze john in oz]

John in OZ
So if your Dozy, what happened to the other 5 LOL
rgds
JA

Think they were realted to Off White and the seven Wharfies.

[Captain Kong]

The Drawfs felt happy, but happy didnt like it so they all felt grumpy.
Could resist that one.
Brian

[robpage]

I trust in that post Brian you have considered the rights and opinions of all vertically challenged people regardless of their sexual orientation , gender , location , race , religion , creed , ancestry . taste in music , and whether they like HArley Davidson Motorcycles If you have not considered all of these and their minority interests then you are discriminating

[Captain Kong]

I trust in that post Brian you have considered the rights and opinions of all vertically challenged people regardless of their sexual orientation , gender , location , race , religion , creed , ancestry . taste in music , and whether they like HArley Davidson Motorcycles If you have not considered all of these and their minority interests then you are discriminating
Rob.



I am so sorry Rob,
I really do feel ashamed of my comments. I must go on the Rehabilitation Course
I cannot appologise enough to the Seven Dwarfs, sorry, there I go again,
I meant The Seven Verticularly Challenged employees of Snow White,
I will be more tollerant in the future.
Brian.... feeling ashamed.

[robpage]

so you should be , the short legged little gits are known for getting upset , and forming action groups aimed at having all normal size persons reduced in height , to conform to the minority status of the Dwarfs

[Ivan Cloherty]

I trust in that post Brian--
Rob.



I am so sorry Rob,
I really do feel ashamed of my comments. I must go on the Rehabilitation Course
I cannot appologise enough to the Seven Dwarfs, sorry, there I go again,
I meant The Seven Verticularly Challenged employees of Snow White,
I will be more tollerant in the future.
Brian.... feeling ashamed.

Is that the short answer ?

[John Arton]

I see Mr. Farage has declared he will not stand for election in the Newark by-election, caused by a Tory MP resigning over his expenses claim, but instead he will be concentrating on the upcoming European elections.
Cynical as it may seem, methinks that Farage thinks he can get more moolah for his expenses from Brussels than he could from Westminister plus the fact that his wife, a German, who is apparently the only person in the world who can do his secretary's job on £2000000 a year, would be out a job were he to stand in Newark.
Call me cynical and I do admire Farage for at least shaking up the status quo but methinks there is more than a hint of self preservation going on there.
rgds
JA

[Ivan Cloherty]

That's some mullah for a secretary, £2 million a year, can you blame him! I'll be his secretary for 25% of that, but draw the line at sleeping with him!

[Captain Kong]

I do think he has the other Three Parties a litle worried.
They have all joined together to slag him off at every oportunity.
I would also do his Secretary`s job for £100,000, but would sleep with his Secretary.
[ thats all I can do these days, sleep. ]
Cheers
Brian.