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    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Precise Mathematics - BRILLIANT!


    Mathematics:











    This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. Experience.
    It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
    questions:
    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%

    And

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%

    But ,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that whileHard work andKnowledge will get you close, and Attitudewill get you there, its theBullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.









    Now you know why some people are where they are!
    John


    18th Century Proverb " He who would go to sea for pleasure,
    Would go to Hell for a Pastime"

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    Default Re: Precise Mathemaics""""""""""""BRILLIANT

    that's good john had a very nice female boss once and would have definitely gone for 103 per cent and more ...cappy

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