Mars bar anyone?

[happy daze john in oz]

The USA has just announced the safe arrival on the surface of the planet Mars by the latest space exploration device.

The main purpose of this is to search for signs of life.

From the comments posted by some members on the site I got to wondering if British scientists could make a similar device to send to the Houses of Parliament?

[Captain Kong]

What are they going to do with the life if they find it, they cannot look after Life on this planet.
Brian

[John Pruden]

shows how thick we are so you send a spacecraft millions of miles to places none of us could live there to see if there is any signs of an ancient life such as bugs or fossils???? while i have typed this about 100 kids have died and there was no need for them to wars pestilence famine things we know nothing about here hunger is a disease that can be cured as Brian said sort this place out first?in this day 21 century we have learned practically nothing about being human? maybe when we stop butchering each other through some dopey reason and get our heads around a table this planet may live a few more years its only us that has f....d it up. right thats my monday morning rant over. jp

[robpage]

I wonder if there is a Boltonistan Kebab shop there , they seem to be everywhere here !

[Doc Vernon]

So how about now introducing Parlimentary Bars! haha!
Cheers

[robpage]

Just thinking of Brian's neighbours in the kebab house , why not start a cafe selling , minced Pig bellies mixed with bread rusk stuffed in pig guts , ova from un-fertilized ova of flightless birds , salted pig flesh left to dry and cure in smoke , and pig's blood and rusks in Ox intestine , Make the buggers eat breakfast , that will get them going home

[Captain Kong]

As long as all that is Halal it is OK Rob.

[robpage]

As long as all that is Halal it is OK Rob.

No its Hal-Hell

[Ron Kendall]

A piece of well aimed bacon rind in the messroom used to get rid of those trying to sell just about anything, they wouldn't take no for an answer up to then.

[Les Woodard]

I can not understand why it cost them so much to send that buggy to Mars when they could have loaded it on the rocket that took all the news crew up there to record it landing. Bloody marvelous how they managed that I reckon.