What do all hands think of Sex Education for kids in school??

[English Margaret]

you spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk,
then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shutup,

[Les Woodard]

Thats the easy bit because after that 18 years they might leave home for a while but seem to come back and never go again. They find out that it is no good living to far from Dad's wallet.

[Bob Petty]

Them films shown at the Vindi frightened the **** out of me.
I will always be thankful to a young lady at school who put me on the right path, i found out a few years later that she had helped a good number of my friends to appreciate the joys of sex.
No rabbit films for us, Rosemary's place after school, and a clip round the ear from Mom for being home late from school.
OOH the joys of youth.

[Red Lead Ted]

Was in the crown court public gallery for a few hours last week............... There was a guy up on a charge from the RSPCA Having his way with dogs, Summing up before sending him down the judge asked him ....... How low can you go you horrible person.................. HE REPLIED WITH A SMILE {jack russell} Terry.