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Aye Cappy a man of the world happy in Prenton these days. Not long back from Yvrac and was delighted to see a letter from EDF in the boîte aux lettres informing me that my energy bills will be capped at 4% until the end of the year. The wife was saying we need a new spud peeler, thought of you. Don't suppose you could reccomend one, It needs to be left handed though.Quote:
Originally Posted by cappy
now bejasus 4 percent .....now get a yerself down to the bog .....and take a spit wth ye .....dig like a lincs tatty picker .....and.you will find its an old art to keep warm ....its called peat here but ithink its called turf in bally go backwards .....now it will see you through the winter and keep you warm .....ps i could send old george the donkey ......complete with panniers to carry the turf .....but he is promised out to lincs for the xmas nativity season ...r683532Quote:
Originally Posted by james curry
One report suggests that if Truss wins she may move into number 11 rather than 10.
Apparently with the number of kids she has number 10 may not be big enough for her family.
I do feel sorry for her, such a challenge to have to make such a choice.
Bit like the guy I met sleeping on the sidewalk outside Kensington Gardens.
Told me he had a choice, on the side walk or on the grass in the gardens.
Gee some people do have terrible choices to make in life.
Well she wont be too Trussed up in Number 11 then will she ! LOL
I hate Polotics really, but i reckon she will Win easy!
Cheers
#333. Bit like that New Year song John “ Ye tak the high road and I”ll tak the low and I”ll be in Scotland afore Ye “. Wonder if they ever tested that out to prove . ? JS
#334 ... The uk election will I believe be run on which nationality has the greatest number inhabitants ethnic wise.
JS
Watching the news this morning, someone has put a poster up showing 3 contenders Rishi, Liz with a Hitler moustache, and Larry the cat. Most people asked said they would vote for Larry the cat as he has more expeirence living in number 10 +he knows were all the Rats are.:rolleyes:
Five years of having his head in the spud bucket has left my fellow ex NUS union member with huge chips on both shoulders.
WELL BLESS MY SOUL LOUIS .......SORRY IDIDNT REPLY TO YOUR REQUEST TO HAVE GEORGE THE DONKEY FOR THE XMAS NATIVITY AGAIN THIS YEAR ...I HAD SURMISED AFTER HIS LITTLE ACCIDENT DROPPING HIS POTATOES AT THE CRUCIAL MOMENT OF THE THREE KINGS ENTERING THE STABLE LAST YEAR HAD PERHAPS DISENCOURAGED YOUR FORAY INTO BUSINESS....THE SHORTAGE OF A SHOVEL OF COURSE CAUSING MUCH HUMOUR AS YOU WERE LEFT PICKING UP THE INEVITABLE HOT POTATOES LOL....ANY WAY I HOLD NO HARD FEELINGS AND WILL SEND GEORGE AS USUAL THIS YEAR ......I MEAN THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT IN A NON POLITICAL SENSE BUT WOULD LIKE A TRUSS OOPS SORRY NO INNUENDO MEANT ....AND IS YOUR UNION CARD AFFILIATED TO THE DONKEY TRUST ....JUST FOR SAFE MEASURE.....PLEASE SEND PHOTO OF YOUR UP TO DATE UNION CARD AND A PHOTO OF YOUR GOODSELF NOT THE DONKEY .....BEST WISHES r683532
A Royal Navy frigate has just intercepted a rowing boat in the Channel with four ******s on board heading for the English coast.Quote:
Originally Posted by j.sabourn
The Captain hailed them asking where they were going, "we are invading England" they said, "what, just the four of you? says the Captain (after he stopped laughing), "we are the last four, the other 6 million are already ashore" was the reply.