Life in the sunshine

[Louis the fly]

Have you ever dreamt of retiring to a carefree life in the sun. Now because of the generous offer of Boris the Clown your dreams could be turned into reality. An all expense free trip to Rwanda, soak up the sunshine on a garden lounger or explore the delights of this wonderful country.
All you have to do to claim this prize is take a boat ride off the coast of Dover. The British taxpayers will give you free accommodation while you wait to board the aircraft which will carry you to your new life.
Sounds too good to be true? Well it must be after all Boris has given his word and we all know what a truthful man he is.

[j.sabourn]

As soon as the next delivery job rolls up they’ll be on their way Louis. If it’s one of P & Os should get a few on there . JS

[vic mcclymont]

ah Louis, somebody waken you up from your red tinted dreams?
Te country wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for Bliar, who threw the door open to immigration and threw the key away.
Didn't Mandleson say "we will rub the Rights eyes in it with unfettered immigartion", or words to that effect.
Vic

[Colin McClelland]

The human rights lawyers will not let it happen, because its there human rights to live on treasure island and then bring all there extended family here.
These lawyers cant wait for all the legal aid to come rolling in. Boris just knows this this will never happen, he is just playing the public for fools.
Colin

[happy daze john in oz]

Don't be too sure about that.
Here in Oz our border control and turning back the boats has stopped the illegals coming by sea.

WE have about 300 in off sure detention and all will be resettled in NZ, USA or other.
None will ever be allowed into Oz even for a holiday.

Boris has stated he likes our system so just hang on, Rwanda could be coming your way soon.

[Louis the fly]

Desperate times call for desperate measures. The Clown will do or say anything to keep himself in the centre of the circus ring.
The leaders in Rwanda are all in favour of this move, the more flotsam and jetsam which washes up on their shores the more money they stand to make. Orders for private jets and fleets of Royal Royce's will have probably already been taken.
Meanwhile the Clown is booked for an appearance on Tuesday to explain how a series of lies was not really a series of lies. His scriptwriters have a difficult job trying to spin this one to fool the country and the rows of Tory cabbages behind him.

[Louis the fly]

Ahh Louis, Rhetorical metaphors don't you just love them!
Dinnae fret Louis, You would have us believe that Boris is a nincompoop therefore it will never happen.

Marian, had a very nice bottle of Australian white wine last night. I must have been sleeping in a very uncomfortable position, when I woke up the rhetorical metaphors in my back had seized up.

[James Curry]

Well good luck with getting these people through the airports given the current delays passengers are facing trying to get away for the Easter break. How much of a bung has changed hands to get Rawanda to take these people? I wonder how much of it will filter back to those honest people in Westminster?

[j.sabourn]

#8 That bottle of white wine wasn’t “ Slither of Sun “ wasn’t Verdelho, 2021 South Australia , Fresh as a daisy and just as pretty, this Verdhelho is a tropical fruit salad of aroma and flavours with a crisp, dry finish. Was it Louis . All that is left to do is pour a glass,sitback,and watch the last slither of sun disappear over the horizon. Better put another bottle In the fridge. Every month or so the wine lorry drops a case of wine at the door with a mixture of reds and whites , maybe he has got the wrong house and they were meant for you. I can’t remember ordering it and not saying anything unless I get a bill for it. I can however recommend it , maybe the wine merchant may pay me for advertising it’s merits. Cheers anyhow I’ve just put another bottle in the fridge for later as the bottle says. JS.

[Keith Tindell]

They will send them IF they can get the aircraft and crew to take them there. When the pandemic came the airlines made most of the crews redundant, instead of furlough, now many lines have booked all the slots in airports, and surprise surprise, no crews. Just goes to show if you have good staff, look after them.