Dipping the ensign to Naval Ships
In the South China sea one afternoon with a US cruiser approaching I sent the wheelman to do the honours. First I started telling him how to do it then he said, "I know, I know." so I took him at his word. He was what we called a Sub junta walla. (Know all) Watching the cruiser through my binoculars I noticed she pulled down her flag and then there seemed to some confusion.
I understood this when the wretched helmsman came back with our flag neatly folded under his arm. I called him a moron but he did not understand and just said, "Acha Sahib."
I half expected the cruiser to come round after us. They probably said "Smart Assed Limeys."