Long pig anyone?

[happy daze john in oz]

I have this day with good intent set forth a deep repentence, implored your highness pardon,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,whoop sorry that was Macbeth, let me start again.

I have this day with good intent set forth, in triplicate, a leave request and will some three days hence with lightened heart baggage load sail forth on waters blue. To a land where tis said in northern hills one may if so desire partake of 'Long Pig'.
I will however confine my cusine to foods more favorable to western man.

[Captain Kong]

Hi HD.
Long Pig, Try it. you may like it.
It is the same taste, Flavour and texture as roast Pork.
When I had a weekend with the Dayak in Borneo we had Long Pig, thought it was Pork until we came back and the British Consul informed us that it was Human.
Enjoy your trip. Borneo is a fascinating place that is fast being destroyed by the Loggers and Greens,
I wrote about it in the Spice Islands story in Seafaring Stories thread in Swinging the Lamp Forum.
Cheers
Brian.

[John Gill]

#2. Hmm... You're forever extolling the qualities of Long Pig Kong, taste, flavour etc, so why is it I always get knocked back for a blow job?

[Captain Kong]

Well you are NOT getting one from me Gilly.

[John Arton]

Never knowingly eaten Long Pig but once in Kalimantan had to eat live monkeys brains. Not nice.
rgds
JA

[Ivan Cloherty]

Never knowingly eaten Long Pig but once in Kalimantan had to eat live monkeys brains. Not nice.
rgds
JA

Ah! but! has your climbing improved?

[gray_marian]

#2, Perhaps Carpaccio is an acquired taste for some.

[Captain Kong]

What is Carpaccio Marian,
never heard of that, sounds Italian, I don't do Italian or any continental rubbish
Cheers
Brian

[gray_marian]

#8. Carpaccio is a dish of raw meat sliced thin or pounded and served mainly as an appetizer!
Applies to veal, venison, salmon or tuna too.'Tis a typical Italian dish.

[Keith at Tregenna]

#2. Hmm... You're forever extolling the qualities of Long Pig Kong, taste, flavour etc, so why is it I always get knocked back for a blow job?

Just women I think ? They can go on and on for 24 hours in an argument, 10 minutes into your mentioned BJ, they have jaw ache ?