On one of the Ellerman boats i was on we had a phantom crapper, everything had been cleaned and polished ready for the old mans inspection, the poor old peggy looked in the toilet at the last minute, and to his horror there was a huge *floater*, the poor little bugger tried to flush it away, all to no evail, but he had a sense of humour, and stuck a matchstick and sail in it, the old man did not share his humour, and a severe bollicking followed KT