By Gum, Louis, when I read that I was there, hands are still shaking as I wipe the salt spray from my eyes.
Brian.
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By Gum, Louis, when I read that I was there, hands are still shaking as I wipe the salt spray from my eyes.
Brian.
Every one to his own choice!!.Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Kong
What about a nice pair of Top ********?.
Friend of mine ex Royal Navy vet always said that he was on to a good Ping
We always refered to Big girls as a Four Strap Job,meaning it would take a Four strap lifting spread to shift her. Maybe the original has been thru a Scouse mangle:confused:
One I remember hearing years ago,two men arguing and getting close to blows, an old AB stepped in saying 'Vast there,Ease to the stopper. Any Deckhands heard that one.
ttfn Peter.
Someone had a terrible head of hair on him and the remark would be "He's got a head on him like a Portugese Lodging House Cat" Why Portugese I dont know.
Regards.
Jim.B.
Or, he has a Belly like our Parish Priest. and an 4R5E like a money lender. Another scouse one.
another like Jims, A head like a lodging house Tom Cat. and Cunard Feet, cos he cunardly walk.
or, he`s gorra Gob on `im like a smacked 4R5E.
or to thump some one was, to Stick a Gob on `im.
Brian
A guy with a small bald head was said to have "A head on him like a Rosary Bead".
Regards.
Jim.B.
Must say, I did skip read the thread and did not notice the following: Travelling with excess baggage, from an old RN mate on holiday with the wife and kids. His ever old fave was lumpy jumpers: to do with identyfing the female form:
K.
Not nautical but I was sitting in a pub a woman walked passed with a rather large backside the guy next to me commented "the last time I seen an a**e like that it was going over Beechers Brook".thats a Grand National jump for those who are not familiar with horse racing..
Regards.
Jim.B.
Or "The last time I saw an ar$e like that, Sabu was hitting it with a stick".