Sex

[Louis the Amigo]

Hi shipmates, Thanks I needed a laugh, Hi cappy what type of nuts?

[cappy]

Hi shipmates, Thanks I needed a laugh, Hi cappy what type of nuts?

########hello hello after the recent comments about the gays and horses hoofs on the site i feel to discuss my nuts with you might be misconstrude.....funny but just noticed one hangs lower than the other

[j.sabourn]

#12... Usually caused by bad ballasting procedure Cappy. Try putting another bottle of rum in the other pocket. Is it a port or starboard list you have. Have you measured your legs to see that they are the same length. Am sure someone will have the answer to your nuts problem. Cheers John S

[cappy]

im getting worried now too many people worried about my nuts ....my granny told me before i went to sea keep away from men who want to see your nuts or worser still even your willie .........specially if they come from north shields....ps is this banter

[John Arton]

Absolutely brilliant isn't it.
A thread posted around 10 hrs ago already has 14 replies, all of them a laugh a minute.
Now if that is not pure banter, what is?
rgds
JA.
p.s.
Does relying to this thread mean that we are all sex maniacs? LOL

[cappy]

#12... Usually caused by bad ballasting procedure Cappy.. Cheers John S

####please send rum

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Absolutely brilliant--rgds
JA.
p.s.
Does relying to this thread mean that we are all sex maniacs? LOL

####no reason to believe otherwise

[Jim Brady]

Absolutely brilliant isn't it.
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rgds
JA.
p.s.
Does relying to this thread mean that we are all sex maniacs? LOL

I wonder if Keith would describe it as Banter or Piffle I've no idea what the difference is.
Regards.
Jim.B.

[j.sabourn]

#15. I think I am. I have an excuse I"ve been deprived for years. Brian Kong cornered the market in Whitley Bay. He didnt leave much in his wake. JS

[John Gill]

Neither did Eric Cantana's Seagulls.

[j.sabourn]

#19 Whose Eric Cantana? and what are seagulls. JS