Captain Kong

[Keith at Tregenna]

I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU KNOW I CARE AND AM CONCERNED: JUST THE LARGEST MENTION PREPARED TO MAKE: Sad but wary as someone nowadays just wants to just knock all. Makes you near want to just pack it all in: But right will always overcome wrong: Dave Edmunds - I Hear You Knocking - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry2td7q5ZMc

[j.sabourn]

Ref. #10.. Ref arriving Sydney reckon the bar stocks will have to be replenished fairly quickly. John S.

[happy daze john in oz]

Now Vernon it is abouttime you told members the truth. He arrived on one of the South Sea islands and has been abducted by some of the maidens there, the ones in the grass skirts. How long they keep him depends on how long it takes Ann to find out he is missing, then it will hit the fan. In the meantime I have it on good authority that he is having a ball, which may sound a bit confusing as he is with all those females.

[cappy]

I think js deserves a medal for having kong at his house for a Barbie.....I would suggest he gets gwen and any other female at least 3 miles away the man is a monster were women are concerned......john arton is still having nightmares after his visit from kong at xmas ......he drank the place dry and the nuns were at first disgusted at his suggestions to them 3 have now given up the vows and are pole dancers.....what he suggested to the vicar was the most disgusting thingi have ever heard and the vicar is now getting treatment for a nervous disposition......john steel yourself for ungodly happenings.......ps havnt heard from roger in Sydney lately ....any news on him

[j.sabourn]

Cappy am making arrangements to borrow an aborignes sheep. Don't reckon he will notice unless he gets a hold of the ears. He may even have his seaboots with him. Cheers Jiohn S.

[alf corbyn]

i think the female equivelent of brian is probably briony.
the native girls chew coconut flesh and spit it into a large bowl. result Cassava.

[j.sabourn]

Thanks Alf. Will go to the bottle shop tomorrow and see if they sell Cassava. If not will get him a couple of coconuts and he can do his own spitting. He"s probably reading these posts about him so will probably be a big explosion when he gets back on air, will be coconut everywhere. Cheers John S.

[Richard Quartermaine]

i think the female equivelent of brian is probably briony.
the native girls chew coconut flesh and spit it into a large bowl. result Cassava.

Oh Alf mate! the young Fijian maramas in days yore chewed the root of the peppery yaqona (yanggona) plant and spat it into a tanoa where it was swilled around in water, the debris removed and the result was kava. (cassava is manioc or tapioca root originating, I believe, in South America). it was drunk from a (m)bilo - a half coconut shell. I liked it.

Here's more: http://www.fijihighcom.com/home-main...-ceremony.html

No offence

Richard

[Doc Vernon]

Another update
Current position of Capt Kong! Think somewhere in the bushes with some lonely Bird haha!
Joke!

Current position of M/S Amsterdam: Lautoka (Fidschi)/South SeasTime since arrival 1 hrs 58 min from Pago Pago/South Seas (at 08:00 h local time)
Time until departure 7 hrs 2 min to Nouméa (New Caledonia)/South Seas (at 17:00 h local time)
Traveled distance since San Diego (CA): 13,867.53 nm (25,682.66 km)

Amsterdam now at.JPG

[j.sabourn]

Ref #19.. Re the bird in the bush, must be an emu. John S