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    In the 1980s, Spanish singer Julio Inglsias used the word 'Manana' On UK TV . The host asked him to explain.
    He said "maybe the job will be done tomorrow; maybe the next day; maybe the day after that, or perhaps next week next month , next year, who really cares?"
    The host asked the other guest, country singer Mudruck Flatlands, if there was an equivalent Australian term. "Nah," he replied. "In Australia, we don't have a word to describe that degree of urgency.
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    A truck carrying a container load of Viagra was stolen on the way to Melbourne docks.
    The police said they are looking for some very hardened crims.
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    The Amazing and Funny Australian Love Test

    Do you ever wonder who loves you? Your wife? Your dog? You think they love you, but how do you know if they really do? How can you be sure? There is a way to find out and have peace of mind and it only takes one hour.
    Simply open the boot of your car, put your dog and your wife in there, close the boot, grab a couple of beers and watch the footy on the telly for an hour or so. Then go back to the car, and open the boot.

    Now, who is happy to see you?
    "Our veterans did not forget about us .... Let's not forget about them." From Michael Levesque

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    Two Aussies are drinking together. One says, “When I die, will you promise to pour a beer on my grave?” The other replies, “No worries mate, but I’ll have to pass it through my kidneys first.”
    "Our veterans did not forget about us .... Let's not forget about them." From Michael Levesque

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