View Full Version : The Blonde and the Chimps

13th August 2017, 02:33 AM
A blonde lady motorist was about 2 hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down...The man walked up to the car and asked are you going to San Diego ? Sure answered the blonde, do you need a lift?..Not for me, I"ll be spending the next 3 hours fixing my truck.my problem is I"ve got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego zoo. They"re a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me ? I"ll give you a 100 dollars for your trouble. I"ll be happy to said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blondes car and carefully strapped into their seat belts , and off they went. Five hours later the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified ! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding the hands of the two chimps, much to the amusement of a large crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. What are you doing here? he demanded, I gave you a 100 dollars to take these chimps to the zoo. Yes I know you did said the blonde, but we had money left over so now we"re going to Sea World. JS

Keith at Tregenna
13th August 2017, 03:15 AM
Lol. K.

Keith at Tregenna
15th February 2018, 10:51 PM
After a really good night ashore a sailor walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the world traveller turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ‘‘you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The person replies, ”I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?”

The seaman thinks for a while and replies, ”Not if I have to explain it three times.’