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John Small
3rd April 2013, 01:12 PM
Calendar for March 2013




This year March has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags.

Ivan Cloherty
3rd April 2013, 03:09 PM
Looks like we're all going to miss the next time then :cripes:

robpage
3rd April 2013, 04:04 PM
Speak for yourself Ivan , I'm going to give it a go to get there

happy daze john in oz
4th April 2013, 06:01 AM
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.



Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.

Time for another beer.